Rabbi R., my principal, asks me to submit a bio. I emphasize that I am a freelance writer and link my website where my published and unpublished writing can be found. I quip that my dh and I “mostly” enjoy spending time with our nine wonderful children and son in law.
He changes the order so that what parents read about is my educating two of my own children in Hebrew reading at home. I guess that fits better with the whole homeschooling theme.
And he edits out the “mostly”. 😉
Editors are always deleting my jokes. Like when Yated published my short story Today I Am A Man about my oldest son’s bar mitzvah. I wrote, “It’s Friday night. The men are at shul. I’m home with our younger children and the women that have come to Raanana to celebrate this milestone with me, to affirm my mothering of thirteen years. Or maybe they just like a good party.” The “good party” line didn’t pass. Oy.
I go to prepare my classroom and try uploading PDF files. I’m so excited that I finally figured out how to convert my Word docs to PDF form. (Hint: You start to “print” but the process doesn’t get that far.)
After 5 uploads I get a message that I reached my allotted number for the month. I panic and contact Rabbi R., who sends a “support ticket” to the classroom host. Hmm, this could take a while… but when I retry to upload, my limit has vanished! Thank G-d for small miracles.
I ask Rabbi R. what happens if I have to take off for a few days. He says that he thought about lining up substitute teachers; do I know anyone? That’s a toughie. Who is all technologically prepared and willing to teach Torah studies in a virtual classroom on short notice?